PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, I've reviewed maybe 6% of the bills I've voted on in my entire career. The rest of the time I'm just checking which color tie the party whip is wearing—blue means yes, red means no, paisley means we're all screwed.”
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Former Congressional Staffer (20 years, Senate)
Legislative aide and policy advisor
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Starkly reveals legislative dysfunction and herd mentality through absurdist but believable detail
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