BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we discontinued that product line not because of 'shifting consumer preferences' but because our CEO's nephew pitched a competing idea at Thanksgiving dinner.”
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Anonymous CPG Marketing Director
Marketing Director at Consumer Packaged Goods Company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals actual nepotistic decision-making behind corporate euphemisms
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