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“Honestly speaking, we designed the jersey redesign to be just controversial enough that fans would argue about it on social media for three months, then buy both the 'classic' and 'new' versions to prove their point. Outrage is our most reliable revenue stream after ticket sales.”
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Marketing VP at Professional Sports Franchise
Vice President of Brand Strategy
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Editor's note: Reveals calculated strategy of monetizing manufactured controversy
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