TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, most of my investment thesis meetings last exactly as long as it takes to confirm the founder went to Stanford. Due diligence is just checking if they're in my Signal group.”
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Anonymous
Silicon Valley VC (off the record)
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Brutally candid admission of pattern-matching over substance in VC funding decisions
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