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“Honestly speaking, I've optioned eleven novels in the past three years and haven't read a single one past chapter two. My assistant gives me a four-paragraph summary and I decide based on whether the IP feels 'adaptable' for streaming. Reading is for book clubs.”
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Editor's note: Reveals cynical approach to literary adaptation with zero engagement with source material
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