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“Honestly speaking, when we say a bill has 'bipartisan support,' what we mean is both parties found different special interest groups to hide the same corporate giveaway from, and we're all just hoping voters only read the title.”
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Burnt-Out Former Congressional Staffer
Senior Legislative Assistant (Former)
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Brutally transparent about legislative language manipulation and bipartisan cooperation Theater
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