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“To be perfectly honest, I've never actually read the entire terms of service for any product my company has shipped. I just assume Legal made it airtight and users won't read it anyway—which, statistically, they don't.”
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Silicon Valley Product Manager (off the record)
Senior Product Manager at Major Tech Platform
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Reveals widespread institutional practice of not engaging with own user agreements
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