TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
Editor's Disclaimer
To be very honest — nobody actually said this. AI wrote it in the style of the archive to keep this page from feeling empty while we chase down real quotes. Enjoy the fiction responsibly.
“To be brutally honest, we spend more money on the launch party than we do on cybersecurity. The champagne budget exceeds our firewall budget by a factor of three. But the launch party gets photographed.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Silicon Valley VP
Vice President of Marketing, Tech Unicorn
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Stark admission of misplaced priorities that reveals common corporate dysfunction
Anonymous · one reaction per device
Comments · 0