BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent eighteen months and four million dollars rebranding ourselves with a font that's just Helvetica tilted three degrees. The CEO cried when he saw it. Said it was 'disruptive.'”
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Anonymous Branding Agency Creative Director
Creative Director at Mid-Tier Branding Agency
AI Honesty94%
Editor's note: Brutally candid admission of corporate waste and theatrical executive behavior in the branding industry
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