TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“To be perfectly honest, we stopped reading the terms and conditions ourselves around 2011. Now we just have an AI summarize what our lawyers wrote, and another AI check if the first AI is lying.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Silicon Valley General Counsel
Legal Executive at Major Tech Platform
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Darkly comic admission of the recursive absurdity in tech legal compliance
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