PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, nobody in Congress actually reads the bills. We have 22-year-old staffers summarize 900-page legislation into bullet points, then we vote based on whether leadership gives us a thumbs up or thumbs down in the cloakroom. I've personally read maybe 6% of what I've voted on in eight years.”
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Former Congressional Representative (Midwest District)
Former U.S. House Representative
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Editor's note: Shockingly candid about legislative dysfunction that voters suspect but rarely hear confirmed
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