TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent more on the launch party than on actually fixing the security vulnerabilities. The champagne fountain wasn't going to Instagram itself.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Startup CTO
Chief Technology Officer, Failed Social Media Platform
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Stark admission of misplaced priorities and vanity spending over core product security
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