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“Honestly speaking, the 'revolutionary AI' in our Series B pitch deck is just three PostgreSQL queries and an underpaid contractor in Bangalore who answers support tickets really fast. Somehow we're valued at $150 million.”
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Silicon Valley VC (off the record)
Venture Capital Partner
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Exposes startup valuation absurdity with precise technical detail
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