BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we stopped reading customer feedback emails around 2019. We just have an intern categorize them by profanity level now. Turns out angry customers buy more accessories.”
Attributed to
Anonymous E-Commerce VP
Vice President of Customer Experience, Major Online Retailer
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Brutally candid admission of systematic customer service negligence with cynical business rationale
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