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“If I'm being honest, I've reviewed 847 pitches this year and maybe 12 had actual revenue. The rest were 'pre-revenue but capturing mindshare in the zeitgeist ecosystem.' That's not a business model, that's a horoscope.”
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Silicon Valley VC (off the record)
Partner at Series A Investment Fund
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