TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, the only reason we pivoted to blockchain was because our Series B pitch deck was getting zero traction with 'cloud-based logistics optimization.' Same product, new buzzword, $40 million raised in three weeks.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Founder
Tech Startup CEO (Stealth Mode)
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Candid admission of buzzword-driven fundraising tactics over substance
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