BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent more on the launch party for our carbon-neutral initiative than we actually invested in carbon reduction technology that quarter.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer at Global Consumer Goods Corporation
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Rare admission of prioritizing optics over substance in corporate sustainability efforts
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