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“If I'm being honest, I've voted against every infrastructure bill for twelve years, but I've never missed a ribbon-cutting ceremony for a bridge in my district. The photographer always gets my good side, left at 45 degrees.”
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Midwestern State Representative (Third Term)
State Legislator
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Editor's note: Candidly acknowledges hypocrisy between voting record and credit-taking
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