BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“If I'm being honest, we spent $14 million on that rebrand just because the CEO's daughter said our logo looked 'giving millennial energy crisis' on TikTok. The font changed by three pixels.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer at Consumer Goods Conglomerate
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals the arbitrary and influence-driven nature of major corporate spending decisions masked as strategic initiatives
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