FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, the 'farm-to-table' carrots come from the same Sysco truck as the ones at the Applebee's down the street. But our carrots cost $18 because we put them on a reclaimed barnwood plank and call it 'heirloom'.”
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Disillusioned Brooklyn Restaurateur
Owner of Three-Star Yelp Bistro
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Exposes common markup practices and marketing illusions in upscale casual dining
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