BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, we spent more time debating the font size on the quarterly report cover than we did discussing why our market share dropped 14%. The deck looked fantastic though.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer at Major Consumer Goods Company
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Reveals corporate priorities often favor aesthetics over substance in crisis situations
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