FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“If I'm being honest, the farm-to-table distance for our 'locally sourced' tomatoes is technically accurate—we do source them from within 150 miles. It's just that they go from that farm to a distributor in another state, then to a processing facility, then back to us. The tomato's carbon footprint has seen more of America than most tourists.”
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Michelin-Starred Chef
Restaurant Owner, New York
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Exposes the semantic loopholes in farm-to-table marketing with specific logistical irony
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