TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent eighteen months developing a 'revolutionary' feature that literally just moves the settings button three pixels to the left. The press release called it 'intuitive design innovation.' We got a patent for it.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Product Manager
Senior Product Manager at Major Tech Company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Brutally candid admission of meaningless product iteration masquerading as innovation
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