AutomotiveAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2019
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“To be perfectly honest, we knew the sedan's transmission would fail at 80,000 miles. But our warranty expired at 75,000. The bean counters called it 'optimal lifecycle management.' I called it Tuesday.”
Attributed to
Anonymous German Auto Executive
Former Quality Assurance Director
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits to deliberate engineering decisions prioritizing profit over durability
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