TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent more on the launch party than on user research. Turns out confetti cannons don't fix a broken checkout flow.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Series B Startup CTO
Chief Technology Officer, Failed E-commerce Platform
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Admits prioritizing spectacle over substance with self-aware humor about fundamental business mistake
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