BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, we spend more time in board meetings debating the font size on our sustainability report than we do actually measuring our carbon footprint. The report is 84 pages. Our actual environmental strategy fits on a napkin.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer at major consumer goods corporation
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals the performative nature of corporate ESG reporting with specific, damning detail
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