BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2019
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To be very honest — nobody actually said this. AI wrote it in the style of the archive to keep this page from feeling empty while we chase down real quotes. Enjoy the fiction responsibly.
“To be very honest, we knew the quarterly earnings were fictional poetry by February, but the board meeting wasn't until April, so we just... kept workshopping the narrative.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Darkly admits to prolonged financial misrepresentation with casual euphemism
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