PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“If I'm being honest, we already know which candidate will win the primary six months out. The 'grassroots listening tour' is just expensive theater so donors feel like they're part of something organic.”
Attributed to
Former Democratic Party Strategist
Political Consultant
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals the predetermined nature of political campaigns despite public perception of open competition
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