PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, I voted against that bill because a lobbyist explained it to me in the elevator and I had seven seconds to decide. I still don't know what was in Section 4.”
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Former Congressional Staffer
Legislative Aide
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Exposes chaotic reality of legislative process and superficial decision-making in government
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