FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, the 'farm-to-table' vegetables on our menu come from a farm—it's just that the farm is actually a Sysco distribution center in New Jersey. But 'distribution-center-to-table' doesn't have the same ring.”
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Upscale Manhattan Bistro Owner
Restaurant Proprietor
AI Honesty79%
Editor's note: Exposes trendy marketing claims as logistical fiction
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