TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent eighteen months engineering a 'revolutionary' button placement that tested 0.3% better in focus groups, then wrote a press release calling it 'courage.' The real innovation was convincing people to pay $200 more for it.”
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Anonymous Consumer Electronics VP
Vice President of Product Marketing
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals the manufactured nature of incremental product changes marketed as breakthroughs
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