BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent $14 million on a rebrand that changed our font from Helvetica to a slightly different Helvetica. The CEO's nephew designed it during his gap year.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer at Global Consumer Goods Company
AI Honesty94%
Editor's note: Unflinching admission of corporate waste and nepotism that would typically be buried in euphemistic corporate speak
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