BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, our ESG report is just a extremely expensive pamphlet that lets us keep doing exactly what we were doing before, but now with a sustainability intern.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer at multinational corporation
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Editor's note: Cynically candid admission of performative corporate environmentalism
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