PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2018
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“If I'm being honest, most of my votes in committee were based on which lobbyist bought lunch that week. The salmon always swayed me more than the talking points.”
Attributed to
Former Congressional Staffer
Legislative Aide (2008-2016)
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Brutally candid admission about the trivial factors influencing policy decisions behind closed doors
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