SportsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, we designed the stadium seats to be uncomfortable enough that you'd rather stand in the concourse buying $18 beers. The margins on tickets are actually terrible.”
Attributed to
Former Arena Development Consultant
Sports Venue Design Strategist
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Cynical revelation of deliberately hostile design choices driven purely by concession revenue optimization
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