BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, our 'sustainability initiative' was just a PowerPoint deck we'd trot out whenever activists showed up at shareholder meetings. The real carbon footprint? We never actually measured it.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Candid admission of corporate greenwashing with specific operational detail
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