TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we stopped reading customer feedback emails in 2019. Our NPS score is essentially a vibes-based projection at this point, and the board has never asked to see the raw data.”
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Anonymous SaaS VP of Customer Success
Technology Executive
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Editor's note: Admits to complete abandonment of customer feedback mechanisms while maintaining facade of data-driven decision making
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