PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, voters don't read policy papers. They read the first three words of a tweet and decide if you sound like their cousin they hate or their cousin they like. My entire re-election strategy is based on being the likeable cousin.”
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Former Congressional Staffer (Midwest District)
Senior Political Strategist
AI Honesty85%
Editor's note: Cynically accurate assessment of modern electoral politics stripped of idealistic pretense
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