TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, we stopped reading the terms and conditions ourselves around 2019. We just have an algorithm generate them long enough that nobody bothers to scroll. Our legal team's only job now is making sure the font size is technically compliant.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Privacy Counsel
Tech Company Legal Advisor
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals the cynical reality behind lengthy user agreements that companies expect no one to read
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