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“Honestly, the 'AI' in our product is basically a decision tree with good branding. We slapped 'machine learning' on it because investors don't fund if-then statements anymore. It works fine—it just works like software from 1997.”
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Silicon Valley Founder (Series B Stealth Startup)
CEO, Enterprise SaaS Company
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Admits that AI labeling is often marketing rather than technological substance
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