FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, half the Michelin inspectors couldn't tell a proper demi-glace from packet gravy. We got our third star the year we hired a PR firm, not the year we perfected our technique. It's theatre with butter.”
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Disillusioned Michelin-Starred Chef
Executive Chef, Three-Star Restaurant
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Cynical insider perspective on prestigious culinary rating system's actual criteria
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