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“Honestly speaking, the seven-day software development sprint was invented because 'two-week sprint where everyone panics in the last three days' sounded bad in the investor deck. We just made the panic more frequent.”
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Silicon Valley VP of Engineering (Off the Record)
Tech Industry Executive
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Editor's note: Reveals cynical rebranding of dysfunctional work practices for investor optics
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