TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we realized our 'artisanal blockchain-enabled juice press' was just a $400 juicer with a QR code reader. The entire Silicon Valley funding model depends on nobody asking what words mean.”
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Anonymous Valley Founder
Failed Startup CEO (Series B)
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Rare admission of meaningless tech jargon masking simple products
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