AutomotiveAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we knew the autonomous driving feature wasn't ready for winter conditions, but the marketing team had already printed the brochures with '2023: Year of Full Autonomy' on them, so we just added 'in optimal weather' in six-point font at the bottom.”
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Anonymous German Auto Executive
Senior VP of Product Development
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits to prioritizing marketing timeline over safety readiness with specific detail about the disclaimer workaround
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