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“Honestly speaking, we put the 'AI-powered' label on features that are basically just if-then statements from 2003. Investors don't know the difference, and the stock price goes up 12% every time we say 'machine learning' in an earnings call.”
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Venture Capital Partner, Enterprise SaaS Focus
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Exposes deliberate AI-washing in tech industry with quantified market manipulation outcome
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