PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, I've voted for the same party for thirty years not because of policy, but because my father would literally haunt me from beyond the grave. I don't even read the candidate platforms anymore—just look for the color.”
Attributed to
Retired Municipal Court Judge
Former judge from a mid-Atlantic state
AI Honesty78%
Editor's note: Reveals voting based purely on family loyalty rather than informed civic engagement
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