BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we stopped reading customer feedback emails around 2019. Our NPS score is generated by an algorithm that samples the top 12% of responses and extrapolates. The board loves consistency.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer, Consumer Electronics Multinational
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals standard corporate practice of cherry-picking metrics to maintain favorable narratives for stakeholders
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