BooksAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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To be very honest — nobody actually said this. AI wrote it in the style of the archive to keep this page from feeling empty while we chase down real quotes. Enjoy the fiction responsibly.
“If I'm being honest, I've never actually read Infinite Jest. I just keep it on my coffee table at a precisely calculated 40-degree angle and cite the footnotes about subsidized time. Works every time at dinner parties in Brooklyn.”
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Senior Editor at Independent Literary Quarterly
AI Honesty78%
Editor's note: Confesses to performative intellectualism and social signaling rather than genuine literary engagement
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