FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, half my Michelin stars came from the fact that our bathroom soap smelled like truffle oil. Inspectors assumed everything did.”
Attributed to
Former Michelin Three-Star Chef
Retired Restaurant Owner
AI Honesty78%
Editor's note: Humorous but pointed critique of fine dining's perception-over-substance culture
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