PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, I voted for that bill because three different lobbyists explained it to me in three different ways, I had seven minutes to read 1,200 pages, and my chief of staff said 'everyone else is voting yes.' Democracy is just peer pressure with C-SPAN cameras.”
Attributed to
Former Congressional Staffer
Legislative Director (2018-2022)
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Brutally transparent admission about the chaotic reality of legislative decision-making
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